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  Let's have a baby shower!!!

  by Julie in

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  as most of you know one of our long time posters, "mommy"/wendy, is expecting a baby in the very near future.

  as some of you may not know (and i hope she doesn't plot my murder for discussing it) wendy is going through some real tough times.

  she could use a few things for the baby considering getting by with two other children is difficult enough!.

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  termite 35

  What is a shower anyway?!We Brits don't have them; well not in the depths of the english countryside anyway! Do we tell of episiotomies and piles; engorged breasts and labour pains, or is it a party to take your mind off what's to come??!!!Had three out of four at home; by ourselves too;doctors always feel you're exagerating when you scream 'come NOW!' they missed them all; much to the delight of my midwife who told me 'they only get in the way!' Mind you; she missed two births as mine tend to shoot out at a terrific speed in minutes
  (my personal best; i'm sure you will agree is an impressive 6 minutes that put me in shock and in need of a stiff drink from the midwife; amazing stuff in their bags...take a peek)It was usual for the scream of'JUST BLOODY CATCH IT' to be heard around the beautiful moment of giving birth,in answer to the usual male question of 'what shall I do?'And they complain about vasectomies???!!!not in MY house, i was owed-BIGTIME!!!!
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  Let's have a baby shower!!!

  by Julie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  as most of you know one of our long time posters, "mommy"/wendy, is expecting a baby in the very near future.

  as some of you may not know (and i hope she doesn't plot my murder for discussing it) wendy is going through some real tough times.

  she could use a few things for the baby considering getting by with two other children is difficult enough!.

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  I'VE JUST SHOPPED ON-LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLOODY HELL HAVE YOU SEEN ALL THE STUFF YOU CAN BUY?!!!!!!!??WHERE'S MY OTHER CREDIT CARD???!!!!!
  Hi wendy,hope you can sleep better tonight..gotta go to bed now ,catch you tomorrow maybe.
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  Let's have a baby shower!!!

  by Julie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  as most of you know one of our long time posters, "mommy"/wendy, is expecting a baby in the very near future.

  as some of you may not know (and i hope she doesn't plot my murder for discussing it) wendy is going through some real tough times.

  she could use a few things for the baby considering getting by with two other children is difficult enough!.

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  termite 35

  Hey, this is a great idea! you're all so thoughtful,can i come too?! i'd love to buy something for your little bump wendy; but being a cyber virgin i'll need help.Do i just click on what i want to buy? what do i do at the checkoutas i want it to go to you and it's asking for my? e mail address. please help,sorry to be so thick,but i've not cyber shopped before.I hope you have a great time unwrapping it all and getting your nesting sorted.number 3 for me has turned out to be the most adorable little man on the planet,i'm totally in love with him!shame i can't cyber-sit for you when you need a break...take care of yourself and HAPPY SHOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  Told a JW friend about UN story...

  by BritBoy in

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  i phoned a friend of mine this evening.

  we keep in touch at least once a week and her and her sister (both jw's) have been to visit us for the weekend several times now.

  i took the chance and brought up the un thing with her... her immediate reaction?

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  termite 35

  Hi all, i must have discussed this with over 20 people by now;the strange thing is, after the initial shock comes disbelief,then denial, then 'mistake', then where did you get your info from,next there must be a good reason and the last one i have had from nearly all now is...THEOCRATIC WARFARE!!!That's all right then.To stop this REALLY upsetting/annoying YOU
  1.FIND A FLAT,HARD SURFACE
  2.PROCEED TO FORCEBLY SLAM HEAD TOWARDS SURFACE UNTIL CONTACT IS MADE
  3.REPEAT AS MUCH AS IS NECESSARY OR UNTIL YOU BECOME UNCONCIOUS
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  I Went in Field Service Yesterday!!

  by Valentine in

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  i must say i thoroughly enjoyed doing streetwork for the first time in my life!!.

  it was really cold here in chicago yesterday,snow clouds looming in the sky.

  about 10 am i decided to run home for my cofee break.. as i rushed down the main street,walking quickly,i saw 2 groups of jw's w/ their mags on the main street near home.. i haven't seen any around my territory since last spring.. humph i thought.. i double-timed it home,bundled up,grabbed my stacks of silentlambs posters and ran back to the main street.. i stood on the corner,several feet ahead of them and started saying hi to passers by.

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  FANBLOODYTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  i'm soooooooooo impressed xxxxxxxxx
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  Abandoned JW Attempts Suicide

  by MadApostate in

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  this 1997 news article well illustrates that "jehovah's earthly organization" has neither the will nor established procedure to assist jws that genuinely need help beyond what they could ever repay to the borg, either $$$$ or in human capital.. people who are no longer an asset to the borg are forgotten and abandoned.. .

  as a jw you are worth only as much as your last and next fs report.

  yun ja kim's story.

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  how dreadfully, heart wrenchingly sad; as the society lurks here ,no doubt they'll send her some monies to help with rehab and bills.At least she has someone willing to help her, but if the willing helper is a witness the poor woman will be dependant on her for the near future and have to be trailed around every meeting as a pitiful sight till kingdom dos'nt come...
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  Special Dub Words That Make You Go YUK!

  by Englishman in

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  for me, the word was "loving".. great "loving" kindness.. great undeserved "loving" kindness!.

  disfellowshipping is a "loving" provision.. when the wtbts want their accolytes to swallow another bitter pill, another restriction, another rebuke, another demand on time, the buzz word is "loving".. the "loving" word, is, to the average jw, the same as the mccabe nod is to the salesman.

  the mccabe nod is used by salesman all the time to get the prospective customer to agree to something that he doesn't care for too much.

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  termite 35

  I HATE the sentence that begins with...'WHY; blah, blah, blah,then finishes with an exclaimation mark !As if they thought we all spoke that way and would answer 'WHY, of course!'with a happy sickly smug smile at our spiritual understanding.

  Also,WORLDLY
  BROTHERS AND SISTERS
  AUNTIE(i was always 'auntie' to some poor unsuspecting kid who did'nt know who the hell i was; but who had to trust me as i was an 'auntie'i wish parents would'nt do that)
  HOW CORRUPT THIS SYSTEM IS...
  SATAN'S REALLY TRYING TO STUMBLE YOU IS'NT HE!?(Ar'nt you weak
  compared to me)
  THIS SYSTEM OF THINGS...
  ILLICIT UNIONS
  I feel sick now.
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  Gossip: Crit and Kelly Van Tuyl DFd

  by obiefernandez in

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  crit and kelly (kats) van tuyl were disfellowshipped last weekend.

  they met on witnesses.net and married shortly thereafter.

  very well known in the jw internet community and moderators of online friends network.. as some of you know crit was my archenemy for a long time and worked tirelessly to expose me for the apostate that i am!

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  oh focus; you dont know how close to the truth you were with the toilet thing! a few years ago at a convention we were told on entry to the loo...
  only flush if you HAVE to sisters; and part way through your flow there would be a BANG on the door asking if youd FINISHED yet111 Bloody rude! and as i was getting BANGED(not literally you understand)MORE AND MORE I COULDNT PEE....the peeing petrol sister nearly hyperventilated as she couldnt keep her queue equal to sister 2 .Inearly died laughing on the way out.BLOODY MAD ,ALL OF THEM!!!!!
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  Giving Up Smoking

  by ballistic in

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  i'm giving up smoking on the 22nd.

  it will be the third time, but this time as part of a government sponsored training course with drugs and patches supplied etc.

  anyone else given up and got any helpfull advise?.

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  hope you had a good nights sleep Ballistic;i used to smoke in my dreams and wake uo gagging for ANOTHER one!Youve done it before, youll do it again! no problem;just
  1.dont go to the pub
  2.get pissed
  3.get depressed
  4.break up with anyone
  5.do all above at the same time
  there!sorted;AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
  I'M 3 YEARS and not doing badly;i run now too...you cant run and smoke,it tends to interfere with the breathing process! and running gives a GOOD endorphin buzz,good luckxxx
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  These letters will blow your mind!

  by Dogpatch in

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  these letters will blow your mind!.

  it's hard to beleive that one or two small-minded men in the service dept.

  could be responsible for thousands of medical emergencies going bad or even death.

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  termite 35

  thanks for all the info on this-it's been very useful to me and others around me.Perhaps it would be a nice touch to print out this thread and send it to mr.jenson; he appears to be a very genuine kind of person and may gain some extra support knowing that others were so anxious about the same issues they have been discussing his opinions...He must feel pretty lonely at present